February 2010
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December 2009
12 posts
mliaverage:
Today, I got a take home test in Trig back. There was a question that said “How high was the worker on the roof?” When I had been doing this question, I had been in an anti-math mood and had written “I don’t know, what was he smoking?”. I got full credit and a smiley face. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, as my sister was leaving for her interview she was looking for something to keep her papers together. I offered her a paper clip as big as her foot. After telling me how stupid I was I went back to my homework. She picked up the foot sized paper clip. Two weeks later she got a call. She got the job. When she asked what the interviewer liked about her, he replied: “It was the...
mliaverage:
Today, I went to get my phone back from my evil maths teacher after he had confiscated it for a week. Apparently my alarm had gone off everyday at 7.30 for 40 minutes, annoying the hell out of every teacher in the department, and as my phone has a password, he couldn’t turn it off. Serves him right. MLIA
“Sometimes, being special sucks.”
– Will Schuester, Glee
Hooray for little boys! (My friend’s, not mine.) :D :D :D :D
“I asked God if it was okay to be melodramatic
and she said yes
I asked her if...”
– Kaylin Haught, “God Says Yes To Me”
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,19... →
I heart him.
